Coffee Shop Romance

I want one of those coffee shop romances. Where you just walk into a coffee shop, minding your own business, sit down, have a latte, and surf the web. EITHER the really cute (but charming) guy who works there who fixes your coffee every day OR just a random, cute guy who's sitting right near you who's ALSO enjoying the same latte you are and who is ALSO surfing the web.....notices you are drinking the same favorite latte he is, just walks up to you, introduces himself to you in a very gentlemen manner, asks very politely if he could join you in your web surfing, the two of you laugh and get to know one another, and he asks THE question: "would you like to do this again tomorrow?"

AHHHH! Just fabulous!

The story begins: the next day, you go into the coffe shop, AGAIN minding your own business, sit down, have a latte, and surf the web. And the SAME charming guy comes up to you and says, "I thought you'd never get here." And the two of you begin chatting up a storm. The two of you talk about anything and everything under the moon for hours. And BAM! He asks you on a date!

Not just an ordinary, boring-filled date where you go out to eat and then see a movie because I mean come on, restaurants are crowded and are just all noise no matter where you go...and the movies? You can't even have a guy wrap his arm around your shoulder without it looking like he's sumo wrestling your ass. THAT and the damn arm rest always gets in the way and it's just uncomfortable and ruins what would have been the best kiss of your life! On top of all that, how many rude people are there with their cell phones lit up, chewing gum, and talking their mouths off like it's about to run away from them? I mean seriously, get real!

SO! Instead of all that tradional bull shit: this oh so charming guy takes you out to a field just as the sun is setting with lights in a tree. And underneath that tree, sits a fabulous candlelit picnic dinner. And then you watch a movie under the stars where there aren't any noisy people, cell phones ringing, and a dumb arm rest that gets in the way of everything! It's just the two of you out there and nothing and no one can disturb yall. Yall are laying on a quilt from the picnic dinner and watching this oh so romantic movie (and when a guy picks a ROMANTIC movie over a ACTION PACKED movie any day just for you? You know he's a keeper).

Well you know how romantic movies go: there's always this romantic scene where the girl gets in a fight with the guy, walks away, the guy chases her, grabs her hand, pulls her close to him, holds her face, and kisses her. To top it off, what happens? It starts POURING down rain (where the hell did that rain come from any way?).

Well any way, during that oh so awkward scene in the movie (because we all know how much the two of you are DYING to kiss one another), the guy sits up while you're still lying there, kneels over you, and kisses you like there's no tomorrow. AKA: the PERFECT first kiss EVER!!!!

So any whoo, months go by: the two of you are so happy in love, have a lot more dates, the guy thinks you're his world and never hurts you no matter how bitchy you are on your period and no matter how many fights yall get into, you have your ups and downs but yall get through it like champs. Blah blah blah-ba-dy blah blah blah!

A couple years go by: He gives you a little speech on how he is madly in love with you and his eyes will never see another woman like he sees you and how he wants to spend forever and always with you because you're his best friend and more. And then he kneels down on one knee, pops the question....yaddity yah.

Another couple years go by and yall are happily married, have a beautiful home with a white picket fence, 3 kids, a dog, and a cat.....and yall live happily ever after, all because yall met in a coffee shop and you tell your grandkids the story of how yall met 50 years ago in this lovely coffee shop and how wonderful it was.

And THAT ladies and germs, is what I want: a coffee shop romance. The end.